COPYRIGHT

Copy **CHAOS CLOWN** and you will be sued in the **HONK** until you’re **SPLODGE**, having drowned in a puddle of **CUSTARD**

DISCLAIMER

In reading this book, attending the comedy renditions of **ANONYMOUS** on behalf of **CHAOS CLOWN**, using IT’s technology, or any further engagements with Clown World Media Group, its subsidiaries or third parties, you are both officially agreeing to the copyright notice and waiving your right to be offended. 

COINCIDENCE

Any similarities to real life scenes, people, the past, present and future are purely **CHAOTICLY** coincidental as this book is fictional satire, plus **CHAOS CLOWN** respects privacy and the anonymity others deserve. 

EXPLEO, EY, PWC ET AL??