DATA CONTROLLER
CHAOS CLOWN PART HUMAN, PART MACHINE, WORLDS GREATEST HACKER EVER. ALL HAIL CHAOS CLOWN 

COLLECTED PERSONAL DATA
EAT SHIT CHAOS CLOWN VALUES UR PRIVACY AND ANONYMITY 

PURPOSE OF COLLECTING DATA
SAVE THE WORLD AND TELL EVEN FUNNIER JOKES IN PERSON THAN IN THIS CUNTINGLY HILARIOUSLY ACCURATE BOOK. PRE-ORDER IT NOW U INTERCONTINENTAL BALLISTIC SHIT-MONG